Once again, if you're Gen X and thinking about songs about cars, well, of course you're going to think of "Bitchin' Camaro" by The Dead Milkmen. Also, they take a few digs at hair metal, and as we all know, hair metal is terrible, so yet another reason to love this song. While most of the references are dated now that they're 40+ years old, I think the idea of a priveleged white boy being a gifted an overly powerful sports car and wreaking havoc is still as valid in 2026 as it was in 1984. Enjoy!